The Top 10 Reasons Hillary Fell

10- the Rose Law Firm billing records showed up again

9- she just saw her cattle futures portfolio

8- the Southeastern Conference ruled it was a legal hit

7- she saw the ghost of Vince Foster

6- the note from Epstein’s mother wasn’t good enough

5- it was the only way she could have missed that 3 AM phone call

4- she slipped on a quagmire

3- another reason to blame Bush

2- the willing suspension of disbelief

1- Not tonight, Bill, I have a ……

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